Alex was a stereotypical teenage rebel. Alex, hand-in-hand with her boyfriend Karl, is known to rebel against absolutely everything that everyone else does. She helps the survivors battle the Udders by randomly killing off her co-workers, but also likes stealing the survivor's food and men. Is also known world-wide for taking Emma Watson's place as every single fat balding man behind a computer's #1 e-stalked teen celebrity. She also enjoyed spending time tying up and beating Ben with her insane mother, tying up and groping other women, and showing up in Black Smoke form to scare the bejeezus out of her own dad.
| Aaron • Arzt • Bernard • Charles • Cindy • Eloise • Penelope • Pierre • Rose • Vincent|
Abaddon • Alex • Christian • Cooper • Danielle • Danny • Doug • Ethan • Frogurt • Horace • Karl • Keamy • Kelvin • Mars • Elsa • Mikhail • Naomi • Phil • Radzinsky • Roger • Tom
See also: Main characters