The Black Rock

The BLACK ROCK is the Pirate of the island. The Black Rock was sailing along with his crew who were filled up to the brim with WKD having a banging time, as they were chavs. They were on board until it crashed... halfway onto an island. He is now found wandering in Spooky Land of the Dinosaurs Dark Territory. He is now currently holding sweating dynamite in his cargo for the Survivor Squad to blow up trees. Once, Kate ventured into the ship, thinking it was the Black Pearl and looking for some hot sex with Johnny Depp. Instead, she was blasted with dynamite and almost died.

It had something to do with Richard Alpert, I don't know. Ask him. He got chained or something.

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